100 Funny and Sweet School Jokes for Kids

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School Subject-Area Jokes

1. What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?

Hisssssstory.

2. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling! - school jokes for kids

Spelling.

3. Why is history a sweet subject?

Why is history a sweet subject? Because it has many dates- school jokes for kids

Because it has many dates.

4. What’s so fresh in the chemistry class?

What’s so fresh in the chemistry class?

The experiMINTS.

5. Why does the math class make students sad?

Why does the math class make students sad?

Because it is full of problems.

6. What’s a butterfly’s favorite subject?

What's a butterfly’s favorite subject? MOTHematics.

MOTHematics.

7. Why did the student throw her watch out of the school window?

Why did the student throw her watch out of the school window?

She wanted to see time fly.

8. Why do fireflies get bad grades at school?

Why do fireflies get bad grades at school?

Because they are not bright enough.

9. Why are chemists great at solving problems?

Why are chemists great at solving problems?

They have all the solutions.

10. Why did the scientist remove her doorbell?

Why did the scientist remove her doorbell?

She wanted to win the no-bell prize.

Classroom and School Supplies Jokes

11. Which school supply is king of the classroom?

Which school supply is king of the classroom?

A ruler.

12. Why was the broom late for school?

Why was the broom late for school? He over-swept.

He over-swept.

13. Why did the egg get thrown out of class?

Funny school jokes for kids - Why did the egg get thrown out of class? Because he kept telling yolks.

Because it kept telling yolks.

14. What does your computer do for lunch?

What does your computer do for lunch? Has a byte!

Has a byte.

15. What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school? Looking sharp! - school jokes for kids

Looking sharp!

16. What do you call a classmate with a dictionary in their pants?

What do you call a classmate with a dictionary in their pants?

Smartie pants.

17. Why do calculators make great friends?

Why do calculators make great friends? You can always count on them - school jokes for kids.

You can always count on them.

18. What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?

What's the best place to grow flowers in school? In kindergarden.- school jokes for kids

In kindergarden.

19. What is the blackboard’s favorite drink?

What is the blackboard’s favorite drink? Hot CHALKolate. - school jokes for kids

Hot CHALKolate.

20. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.- school jokes for kids

A synonym roll.

21. What do you need to go to high school?

What do you need to go to high school? A ladder.

A ladder.

22. What does a book do in the winter?

What does a book do in the winter? Puts on a jacket. - school jokes for kids

Puts on a jacket.

23. Why isn’t there a clock in the library?

Why isn't there a clock in the library? Because it tocks too much. - school jokes for kids

Because it tocks too much.

24. What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!- school jokes for kids

Write on!

25. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?

Why did the square and triangle go to the gym? To stay in shape.

To stay in shape.

26. What’s the most tired school supply?

What's the most tired school supply?

A knapsack.

27. Which state is called the land of pencils?

Which state is called the land of pencils?

Pennsylvania.

28. Who’s the superhero in computer class?

Who's the superhero in computer class?

The Screen Saver!

29. What did the paper say to the pen?

What did the paper say to the pen?

You have a good point.

30. What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?

What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?

The blackboard.

31. Why did the stapler break up with the paper?

Why did the stapler break up with the paper?

It felt it was just too attached.

32. What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

“Stop going around in circles with me!”

33. Why did the glue get in trouble at school?

Why did the glue get in trouble at school?

It couldn’t stick to the rules.

34. What’s the eraser’s life motto?

What’s the eraser’s life motto?

“Everybody makes mistakes!”

35. Why was the notebook so popular?

 Why was the notebook so popular?

It had all the right lines.

36. What did the highlighter say to the textbook?

What did the highlighter say to the textbook?

“I’ll bring out the best in you.”

Teacher and Principal Jokes

37. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

 Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

Because her students were so bright.

38. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?

Why did the teacher jump into the pool? He wanted to test the water.

He wanted to test the water.

39. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?

What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you? Pick them up and roll them back!

Pick them up and roll them back!

40. Who is everyone’s best friend at school?

Who is everyone’s best friend at school? The princiPAL.- school jokes for kids

The princiPAL.

41. Why did the teacher draw on the window?

Why did the teacher draw on the window? Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear! - school jokes for kids

Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear.

42. Why do music teachers need a ladder?

Why do music teachers need a ladder? To reach the high notes - school jokes for kids.

To reach the high notes.

43. What are the 10 things teachers can always count on?

What are the 10 things teachers can always count on? Their fingers. - school jokes for kids

Their fingers.

44. How did the music teacher get locked out of her classroom?

How did the music teacher get locked out of her classroom? Her keys were on the piano.- school jokes for kids

Her keys were on the piano.

45. Why are music teachers good baseball players?

Why are music teachers good baseball players?

Because they have a perfect pitch.

46. Which U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Which U.S. state has the most math teachers?- school jokes for kids

Mathachusetts!

47. Why did the principal start a gardening club?

Why did the principal start a gardening club?

To help students grow.

48. Which tree is the math teacher’s favorite?

Which tree is the math teacher’s favorite?

GeomeTREE.

49. Why did the teacher wear a helmet to class?

Why did the teacher wear a helmet to class?- school jokes for kids

She was teaching “crash” courses.

50. What did the music teacher say to her class?

What did the music teacher say to her class?- school jokes for kids

“Let’s find harmony in learning!”

School Jokes About Animals

51. Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why did the dog do so well in school? Because he was the teacher’s pet - - school jokes for kids

Because he was the teacher’s pet.

52. Why are fish so smart?

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.- school jokes for kids

Because they live in schools.

53. What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?

What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!

Time to run!

54. How do fish get to school?

How do fish get to school? The octobus! - school jokes for kids

The octobus!

55. What does a spider do on the internet?

What does a spider do on the Internet?
- school jokes for kids

Create a WEBsite.

56. What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary? The thesaurus. - school jokes for kids

The thesaurus.

57. What did the buffalo say at drop-off?

What did the buffalo say at drop-off? Bi-son.- school jokes for kids

Bi-son.

58. What contest do skunks win at school?

What contest do skunks win at school? The smelling bee!

The smelling bee!

59. What’s a frog’s favorite year?

What's a frog's favorite year?

A leap year.

A leap year.

60. Which animal cheats on exams?

Which animal cheats on exams? A CHEATah.- school jokes for kids

A CHEATah.

61. How do bees get to school?

How do bees get to school? On the school buzz.- school jokes for kids

On the school buzz.

Math and Numbers Jokes

62. Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot?

Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot? It’s not right. - school jokes for kids

It’s not right.

63. How do you make seven an even number?

How do you make seven an even number? By removing the S.- school jokes for kids

By removing the S.

64. Why do we measure a snake in inches?

Why do we measure a snake in inches?
- school jokes for kids

Because it doesn’t have feet.

65. What makes a circle overqualified?

What makes a circle overqualified?

It has 360 degrees!- school jokes for kids

It has 360 degrees!

66. Why is the obtuse angle always upset?


Why is the obtuse angle always upset?

He can never be right!- school jokes for kids

Because it can never be right.

67. Why was the equal sign so humble?

Why was the equal sign so humble?- school jokes for kids

Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.

68. Are monsters good at math?

Are monsters good at math?

Not unless you Count Dracula.

69. Why don’t parallel lines ever get together?

Why don’t parallel lines ever get together?- school jokes for kids

Because they never meet.

70. What did the triangle say to the circle?

What did the triangle say to the circle?

“You’re pointless.”

71. Why do plants hate math?

Why do plants hate math?- school jokes for kids

Because it gives them square roots.

72. Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?

Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?

Because the teacher said not to use tables.

Science and Technology Jokes

73. How do you know that Saturn was married more than once?

How do you know that Saturn was married more than once?- school jokes for kids

Because it has so many rings!

74. Why didn’t the sun go to college?

Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already has many degrees.

Because it already has many degrees.

75. When do student astronauts eat?

When do student astronauts eat?
- school jokes for kids

During launch time.

76. How do astronauts organize a party?

How do astronauts organize a party?

They planet.

77. What do you call a bunch of iron atoms at a carnival?

What do you call a bunch of iron atoms at a carnival?- school jokes for kids

A ferrous wheel.

78. Why can you never trust atoms?

Why can you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

More School Jokes

79. Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?- school jokes for kids

The “C.”

80. What do elves learn in school?

What do elves learn in school? The elf-a-bet.- school jokes for kids

The elf-abet.

81. Why do magicians do so well in school?

Why do magicians do so well in school? They’re good at trick questions. - school jokes for kids

They’re good at trick questions.

82. Why did the kid eat his homework?

Why did the kid eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

83. What kind of school do surfers go to?

What kind of school do surfers go to? Boarding school.- school jokes for kids

Boarding school.

84. How many letters are in the alphabet?

How many letters are in the alphabet? 11: T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

11: T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

85. Why did the jellybean go to school?

Why did the jellybean go to school? To become a Smartie!- school jokes for kids

To become a Smartie.

86. What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate?

What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate? Skydiving school.- school jokes for kids

Skydiving school.

87. Why did the girl do her homework on an airplane?

Why did the girl do her homework on an airplane? To achieve a higher education. - school jokes for kids

To achieve a higher education.

88. Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?

Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.- school jokes for kids

Because they keep getting lost at C.

89. What should you grow in a school garden?

What should you grow in a school garden? Human beans.

Human beans.

90. What school does an ice cream man go to?

What school does an ice cream man go to?- school jokes for kids

Sundae school.

91. Which is the tallest school building?

Which is the tallest school building?

The library, because it has so many stories.

The library, because it has so many stories.

92. Which are the smartest letters of the alphabet?

Which are the smartest letters of the alphabet?

The (wise) Ys.- school jokes for kids

The (wise) Ys.

93. What are the coolest letters of the alphabet?

What are the coolest letters of the alphabet?

AC.

AC.

94. Why couldn’t the skeleton go to school?

Why couldn't the skeleton go to school?

His heart just wasn’t in it.

95. Why did the cafeteria serve math books for lunch?

 Why did the cafeteria serve math books for lunch?- school jokes for kids

Because they wanted to add more to the menu.

96. Why did the student bring a pillow to class?

Why did the student bring a pillow to class?- school jokes for kids

Because they were studying restful thinking.

97. How does a brain stay in shape?

How does a brain stay in shape

It does a lot of thought-lifting.

98. Why don’t books ever make good comedians?

Why don’t books ever make good comedians?- school jokes for kids

Because they always get judged by their covers.

99. Which is the shortest month of the year?

Which is the shortest month of the year?

May—it has only three letters.

100. How much do rainbows weigh?

How much do rainbows weigh?- school jokes for kids

Not much—they’re actually pretty light.

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